Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Crossing the border

ഇ മെയിലുകള്‍ ഫോര്‍വേര്‍ഡ്‌ ചെയ്തു വരുന്നവയാണെങ്കിലും ചിലപ്പോള്‍ ചിന്തിപ്പിക്കും , ചിന്തിച്ചിട്ടു കാര്യമൊന്നുമില്ലെങ്കിലും

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Must Know:Crossing the border in various Countries:‘Consequences’ and ‘Incentives’


If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely in Prison.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard or Seen Thereafter.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To Prison And Deported.


If You Are A Bangladeshi or from any neighbouring country And Illegally Enter India Crossing The Indian Border -
You Get A Ration Card, Voter Identification, Passport, Haj Subsidy, Job, A Drivers License, Identity Card, Job Reservation, Special Privileges, Credit Cards, Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, Free Education, Free Health Care, A Lobbyist In New Delhi to look after your interests And Voting Rights!






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